Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
About
👴 Back in My Day, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!
Just to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa
📖 Expect Long Stories About
- 🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"
- 🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster
- 📝 "Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading
- 🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?
🎁 Bingo Prizes
- 🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories
- 🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper
- 🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket
"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰
⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴