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SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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