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Lurleen Lumpkin

Lurleen Lumpkin

Lurleen Lumpkin

Your wife don't understand you,...

Your wife don't understand you, but I do.

Springfield's sweetheart of country music, discovered at the Beer-N-Brawl by her former manager Homer Simpson. From humble waitress origins to chart-topping success, Lurleen brings heartfelt honky-tonk to venues across the state.

"I've been down so long, it looks like up to me." - Lurleen Lumpkin

Hit Songs

"Your Wife Don't Understand You"
"I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears"
"Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It"
"Bagged Me a Homer"

Stand by your ma-aa-aan...

Springfield Community Center

Springfield Community Center

Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

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"Monorail!" Town Meeting

Jan 5

Monday, January 5 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM

Springfield Community Center

Springfield Community Center Springfield

"Monorail!" Town Meeting - Flyer

About

MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝

A re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!

"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley

Tonight's Agenda

Should Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)
Lyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work
"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry, Marge
Group Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!

Song Lyrics (Practice These!)

"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!"
"What about us brain-dead slobs?"
"You'll be given cushy jobs!"

⚠️ Disclaimers

Marge's concerns will be politely ignored
No one from North Haverbrook may attend
Possum problems are not our responsibility

Is there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE, MY HINDU FRIEND!