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SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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