Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
About
💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂
Springfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘
"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)
💝 How It Works
- ⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!
- 💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine," "U R 2 QT"
- 🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided
- 📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"
⚠️ Important Rules
- 🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order, long story)
- 🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food
- 🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no, and that's okay
- 🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain
💑 Success Stories
- 💒 Kirk & Luann (remarried!)
- 👬 Lenny & Carl (best friends count)
- 💕 Homer & Marge (they met here! Just kidding, they didn't)
"So, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line, probably 😅