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SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
DTSTART:20260108T000000Z
DTEND:20260108T030000Z
LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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