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SUMMARY:📝 Poetry Slam: Moe's Haiku Hour at Moe's Tavern
DESCRIPTION:📝 Words That Move You... To Tears 😢\nCompetitive spoken word poetry featuring Springfield's most melancholic verses. Hosted by the Sultan of Sadness himself\, Moe Szyslak.\n\n"I'm better than dirt. Well\, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients." - Moe Szyslak\n\n🎭 Sample Verse (by Moe)\n"My life is emptyNo one calls\, the bar is deadPass the rat poison"\n\n🏆 Categories\n\n💔 Most Depressing - The Moe Special\n😭 Most Tears Generated - Audience vote\n🎭 Best Performance - Drama counts\n\nTissues provided. Bring your sad poems and your sadder life experiences. 📜\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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