Your wife don't understand you,...

Your wife don't understand you, but I do.

Springfield's sweetheart of country music, discovered at the Beer-N-Brawl by her former manager Homer Simpson. From humble waitress origins to chart-topping success, Lurleen brings heartfelt honky-tonk to venues across the state.

"I've been down so long, it looks like up to me." - Lurleen Lumpkin

Hit Songs

"Your Wife Don't Understand You"
"I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears"
"Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It"
"Bagged Me a Homer"

Stand by your ma-aa-aan...

Lisa Simpson Jazz Quartet

Smooth jazz for the sophisticated...

Smooth jazz for the sophisticated Springfieldian.

Fronted by Springfield Elementary's most accomplished saxophonist and future President, we bring intellectual improvisation to venues across town. From Bleeding Gums Murphy's timeless influence to original compositions about vegetarianism, feminism, and the eternal quest for a pony.

"The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel worse." - Bleeding Gums Murphy

🎵 What We Play

🎷 Classic jazz standards - Because some of us have taste
🎶 Original compositions - "Sax on the Beach," "Pony Dream #7"
🎹 Bleeding Gums Murphy tributes - Tissues not included

Jazz isn't dead—it just smells funny. And we're here to change that, one saxophone solo at a time.

Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.