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SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
DTSTART:20260104T220000Z
DTEND:20260105T020000Z
LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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