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Lurleen Lumpkin
Lurleen Lumpkin

Your wife don't understand you, but I do.

Springfield's sweetheart of country music, discovered at the Beer-N-Brawl by her former manager Homer Simpson. From humble waitress origins to chart-topping success, Lurleen brings heartfelt honky-tonk to venues across the state.

"I've been down so long, it looks like up to me." - Lurleen Lumpkin

Hit Songs

  • "Your Wife Don't Understand You"
  • "I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears"
  • "Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It"
  • "Bagged Me a Homer"

Stand by your ma-aa-aan...

Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Events

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Le Grille BBQ Cookoff

Dec 13
EST Weekly · Sunday
More dates Sun, Dec 20
From $12

About

🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤

Our weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦

"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson, grill assembly expert

🏆 Competition Categories

  • 🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze
  • 🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)
  • 🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal
  • 🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence

🔧 Grill Assembly Station

  • 🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)
  • 🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)
  • 😤 Frustration counselor on site
  • 🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain

🎁 Prizes

  • 🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)
  • 🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher
  • 🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal

"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬

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