Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
About
💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶
"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation
🎨 A Heartwarming Evening
- 🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display
- ✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration
- 📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable
- 🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)
💖 Why This Works
- 📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"
- 👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"
- 😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.
🎁 Take Home
- 🖼️ Your completed collage
- 💪 A renewed sense of purpose
- 🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)
Maggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️