Your wife don't understand you,...

Your wife don't understand you, but I do.

Springfield's sweetheart of country music, discovered at the Beer-N-Brawl by her former manager Homer Simpson. From humble waitress origins to chart-topping success, Lurleen brings heartfelt honky-tonk to venues across the state.

"I've been down so long, it looks like up to me." - Lurleen Lumpkin

Hit Songs

"Your Wife Don't Understand You"
"I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears"
"Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It"
"Bagged Me a Homer"

Stand by your ma-aa-aan...

Barney's Bowl-A-Rama

Strikes, spares, and questionable nachos since 1955.

Springfield's premier bowling destination, where every lane tells a story and most of those stories involve Barney falling asleep in the ball return. Home of the legendary Pin Pals and Jacques' famous bowling lessons.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer (at the bar here)

🏆 What We Offer

🎳 32 Lanes - Only 3 currently have gum in the gutters
🍕 Snack Bar - Nachos of questionable vintage
🍺 Full Bar - Barney's tab runs into six figures
🏅 League Play - Pin Pals, Holy Rollers, and more!

Over six million games played. Approximately twelve of them sober.

⚠️ Warning: Jacques may offer to "feel your ball."

Strikes, spares, and questionable nachos since 1955.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer (at the bar here)

🏆 What We Offer

🎳 32 Lanes - Only 3 currently have gum in the gutters
🍕 Snack Bar - Nachos of questionable vintage
🍺 Full Bar - Barney's tab runs into six figures
🏅 League Play - Pin Pals, Holy Rollers, and more!

Over six million games played. Approximately twelve of them sober.

⚠️ Warning: Jacques may offer to "feel your ball."

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🐕 "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" Dog Show

Name: 🐕 "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" Dog Show
Start: 2026-01-04T14:00:00-05:00
End: 2026-01-04T17:00:00-05:00
Location: Barney's Bowl-A-Rama

Jan 4

Sunday, January 4 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM

Barney's Bowl-A-Rama Springfield

🐕 "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" Dog Show - Flyer

About

See My Vest! See My Vest! 🐕

A celebration of dogs! (Not the kind Mr. Burns had in mind.)

"See my vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest!" - Mr. Burns (NOT invited)

Event Schedule

Greyhound Racing - No gambling... officially
Santa's Little Helper Agility Course - Can he do it? (Probably not)
"Good Dog" vs "Bad Dog" Competition - Who's a good boy?
Best-Dressed Pet Contest - Costumes encouraged!

Rules & Regulations

All dogs welcome (except robotic ones)
Treats allowed
Mr. Burns NOT allowed as a judge
No discussion of greyhound fur applications

⚠️ Warning: Do not leave puppies unattended near wealthy industrialists.

"Smithers, release the hounds!" - NOT happening here.